Worst Jokes Ever
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why is Gennis gay?
Why is Gennis gay?
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!