Worst Jokes Ever
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Follow me.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Your dad's a cunt.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.