You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Like if you're gay.
Like, and comment if you're single.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
"Lune, itās me."
Whatās the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
*moans*
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
