Worst Jokes Ever
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.