An Orphan's Holiday

What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?

Mother's Day and Father's Day.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. You are as dense as a neutron star. The joke is that orphans don't have moms or dads, so Mother's Day and Father's Day would be pretty depressing for them, get it?

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