A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
