Worst Jokes Ever
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Dews?
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.