Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.