Worst Jokes Ever
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Fuck Roblox!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"