When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Worst Jokes Ever
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
🌵funking prick!
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
