Worst Jokes Ever
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
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What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
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There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"