Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
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In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.