Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.

Every culture has weird food.

Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.

Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW