Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Don't listen.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
