So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
