Worst Jokes Ever

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."

Hi sisisissisisisisisis.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.

Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.

People love you.

Don't die.

Why can’t Indian women drive?

They’re too used to riding their camels.

My classmates?

I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.

What is a orphan's favorite song?

"We Are Family."

What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?

A Konichiuahua.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.