What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Worst Jokes Ever
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
