Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.