America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Worst Jokes Ever
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
How to not exist: Kys.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I am Paul Walker.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
