Worst Jokes Ever
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.