What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Dews?
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
