Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.