Worst Jokes Ever
Greg is a pedo.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Cunt.