Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Greg fucking steals toes!
Greg is a pedo.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.