Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Here's a joke: Your life.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Max's joke is literally a joke.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
I shit on your furniture.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.