Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

Why did the author go to the emergency room?

His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.

What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?

For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.