Worst Jokes Ever
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Greg fucking steals toes!
Greg is a pedo.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.