Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the carrot roll down the hill?

Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.

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  • What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.

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  • What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?

    Put the diapers back on.

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  • How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?

    I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...

    22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

    One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

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  • We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.

    We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

    Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.

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  • Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.