Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Joke: Me.
My horrible life.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.