Worst Jokes Ever
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!