Worst Jokes Ever
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.