Worst Jokes Ever
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Joke: Me.
My horrible life.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?