Worst Jokes Ever
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Your website.
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
Robert Ryall
Jak
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.