Worst Jokes Ever
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Your face with my cum.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Justin Masotti
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.