Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.

Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

Where do pedophiles go hunting?

Elementary schools.

Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.

I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.

My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"

I said, "No, it doesn't!"

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!

A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"

What is a carrot's favorite shop?

The wheelchair store.

What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.

How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?

4!

One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"

A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.

The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Old man goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.

Why do people shake cigarette boxes?

To wake up the cancer.

There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!