Worst Jokes Ever
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Your face with my cum.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Justin Masotti