Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

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  • Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?

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  • What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

    A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!

    I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.

    What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?

    A pedophile.

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