Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

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I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.

Which makes me an eighth-theist.

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What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?

His ears.

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They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

Well, they're not laughing now!

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

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