Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
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Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
At night I became a mattress murderer.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.