Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

"Wait, I can explain everything!"

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.