Worst Jokes Ever
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
My abortion.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What does Stephen Hawking have for food?
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?