Worst Jokes Ever
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
My son.
My dick.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."