Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"

Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."

What pool never runs dry?

The one on the Titanic.

What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?

Halloween. Free delivery!

I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.

What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.

I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.

He asked for a shot of beer?

He got shot and killed.

How is being gay like a geology class?

You get to lick all the rocks you want.

I went to a seafood shop.

I pulled a muscle.

How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.

Two skeleton brothers are talking.

1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"

2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"

My pencil sharpener broke, so now my pencil is pointless.

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

What? Gay

PURDGAY

How to make a baby make funny faces?

Put it feet first in a blender.