Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Kevin McClean
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.