What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
Worst Jokes Ever
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Peter B is homogay.
I fucc mi brother.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
