Worst Jokes Ever
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Joke: Me.
My horrible life.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.