Worst Jokes Ever

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."

A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

What did the white girl say to the black girl?

"Where's the back?"

You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.

How do you make a dead baby float?

1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.

A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What will Donald Trump build in our devices?

A firewall.

What did the penis say to the condom?

"Cover me, I'm going in!"

Why was the Milky Way remembered...

Because it's... DELICIOUS!

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."

I'm gay, lol.

I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"