Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop a whore.

  • 1

    • What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.

    Did you SEA what I did there?

    GUY: Yes

    Are you SHORE?

  • 2

    • Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."

    This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.

    What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

    Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

  • 2

    • What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.

  • 0

    • What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

    Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.