What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Fuck off!
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
York High School is the best school ever!
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
My friends.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Super Boy from Korea.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.