Worst Jokes Ever
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
Tilted Towers is gone.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
what's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...
There is always a kitchen in the back.
Myles Parfitt ;/
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.