Worst Jokes Ever

My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.

Q: What has two wings and a halo?

A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"

What do you call people that make retarded jokes?

You.

What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.

Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!

Your mom is fat.

Oooo, roasted!

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.

What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home.

Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.

I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.

Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...

A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.

F*ck my ass.

1 + 1 = window.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven eight (ate) nine.

Here's a joke... you.

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!