Worst Jokes Ever

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.

I would tell you a joke about pizza,

but it's too cheesy.

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.

It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: A stamp.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."

Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.

Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?

Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.

I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.

My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.

Kevin McClean

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.

Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."