Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
This page.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.