Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Cuddle with you.🙂
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?
There's 20 of them.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.