Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Black dog is gay.
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw