Worst Jokes Ever
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Sajan's Hairline
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home.
As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie.
As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him, and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him.
Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.