Worst Jokes Ever
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
How do you poop?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.