Worst Jokes Ever
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
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If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...