Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
Fuck u!