Worst Jokes Ever
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Your family.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."