Worst Jokes Ever

Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.

Ethan

Your mother.

Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.

What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.

What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.

My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"

"To the morgue."

"What? But I’m not dead yet!"

"And we’re not there yet."

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.

You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.

Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.

Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"

The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."

Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"

The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."

What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."

What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Why did James fall off the swing?

He had no arms.

Why did Gemma fall off her bike?

She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha