Worst Jokes Ever
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.