Worst Jokes Ever
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why does the Sun go to school?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
You know bins????
They're trash!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
Puzzle
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Gvido gubis.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉