Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity.
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That camping trip was in-tents.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"
His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."
The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"
"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."
The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."
The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."
"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Rust in peace.