Worst Jokes Ever
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?