Worst Jokes Ever
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Five more days.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.