Worst Jokes Ever

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

What do suicidal people do in their spare time?

Hang out.

Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.

I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"

Glue is sticky.

hahahahahhhahaha

You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

He he he.

Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.

Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.

What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Want to hear a joke?

Fortnite.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.

What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.