Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

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    • I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

    So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

    That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.

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    • What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

    It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Theodore.

    Theodore who?

    Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Por que.

    Por que who?

    "That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Esteban.

    Esteban who?

    If you do not open the door, Esteban you!