Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
Ghanshyam.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
Ariana Grande
Lachlan's life.
Lachlan
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.