Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.