Worst Jokes Ever

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn't one; they are both the same thing.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.

So all his friends came in one car.

Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

Because they lost their two best shooters...

Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!

Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!

Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.

What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

What did the chicken say to the turkey?

Nothing, he chickened out!

Why do we name hurricanes?

To keep an eye on them.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.