Worst Jokes Ever
Bust it open for Jesus!
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Keep calm and curry on!
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
"Dick me down shorts."
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.