Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
Find Jaiden.
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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.
Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"