Worst Jokes Ever

Q. You know what really bugs me?

A. Insect puns.

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?

"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.

what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."

Yeoooo.

TikTok

Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.

There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.

What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?

Internet.

A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!

Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"

Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"

A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"

A man walks into a bar... Oww!

Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!